I'm a freaky pimp with a sexy smile who ate an easter egg because i have amazing boobs LOOOL!!

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[]red = loud
[]green = stupid
[x]none = freaky
[]fuzzy = gorgeous
[]yellow = innocent
[]purple = a little too happy
[]black = emo
[]stripes = funny
[]gray = skanky
[]pink = preppy
[]light blue = sweaty
[]other = hot
[]white = sexy


what kind of pants are you wearing?
[]shorts = cutie
[]skirt/skort = skank
[]corduroy = homosexual
[]tight jeans = scene kid
[]ripped jeans = emo
[]cammo = cage fighter
[]jeans = prep
[x]pajamas = pimp
[]cargo = clown
[]sweats = athlete
[]boxers = brat
[]shorts = female
[]capris = gangster
[]nothing = hoe
[]dickies = weirdo
[]bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[]other = sex addict


what is your natural hair color?
[]auburn = that everyone wants to make out with
[]blonde = with a broken heart
[x]black = with a sexy smile
[]dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girl friend
[]red = that likes to have fun
[]brown = who loves to be different
[]dirty blonde = with sexy eyes
[]bald = with herpes
[]other = with a nice ass


pick the month you were born on:
[x]1 = who ate
[]2 = who needed
[]3 = who killed
[]4 = who shot
[]5 = who killed
[]6 = who smoked with
[]7 = who banged
[]8 = who ran shirtless with
[]9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[]10 = who cuddled with
[]11 = who slept with
[]12 = who ran naked with

pick the day you were born on:
[]1 = a lover
[]2 = a dog
[]3 = a shoe
[]4 = a toothbrush
[]5 = santa claus
[]6 = the trojan man
[]7 = a prostitute
[]8 = barny the dinosaur [pedophile]
[]9 = a porn star
[]10 = the kool-aid man
[]11 = a bag of weed
[]12 = a vibrator
[]13 = a horse
[]14 = a lesbian
[]15 = a stripper
[]16 = a glass of milk
[]17 = a jew
[]18 = a homo
[]19 = a pickle
[]20 = a dildo
[]21 = a homeless guy
[]22 = a whore
[]23 = my crush
[x]24 = an easter egg
[]25 = a jar of honey
[]26 = a condom
[]27 = a bowl of cereal
[]28 = a french fry
[]29 = your dealer
[]30 = your socks
[]31 = your grandma


pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:
[]white = because i love marijuana
[]black = because im sexy as hell
[]pink = because the lil people told me to
[x]blue = because i have amazing boobs
[]red = because im a pimp and your jealous
[]polka dots = because i hate my life
[]purple = because I'm gay
[]gray = because i got dared
[]other = because that's how i roll
[]green = because I'm good in bed
[]orange = because i smoke crack
[]turquoise = because i have noodle in my nose
[]brown = because i had to
[]shirtless = because I've got abs
[]aqua = 'cause the 306CBZ kick ass with

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