a letters to you :D

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dear (someone you with whom recently spoken) i dont really know how to tell you this, (1).I think i realized (2)(3) and i saw you (4)(5) i'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you but i'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that i (10) and (11).


(12)
(your name)


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1)Whats the colour of your shirt?
Blue - im in love with your cat
red - our affair is over
white - im joining the convent
black - our romance is over
green - our socks dont match
grey - you're a leprechaun
yellow - im selling myself for a candy
pink - your nostrils are insulting
brown - the mafia wants you
no shirt - you're main
other - i dislike your eyelashes

2)Which is your birth month?
January - that night you picked your nose
february - when i quoted forest gump
march - when your dwarf bit me
april - when i tripped on peanut butter
may - when i threw up in your sock drawer
june - when you put cuffs on me
july - when you smacked my ass
august - when i saw the purple monkey
september - last year when you peed your pants
october - when we skinny dipped in the bathtub
november - when your dog humped my leg
december - when i finally changed my underwear

3)which food do you prefer?
Tacos - in your apartment
lasagna - in your car
pasta - outside your office
hamburgers - under the bus
salad - as you were eating kraft dinner
chicken - in your closet
kebab - with jean chrétien
fish - in a clown suit
sandwiches - at the elton john concert
pizza - at the mental hospital
hot dog - under a street light
steak - with george bush and stephen harper

4)what the colour of you socks?
Yellow - ignore
red - put whipped cream on
black - hit on
blue - knock out
purple - pour syrup on
white - curve your initials into
grey - pull the clothes off
brown - bit of
orange - castrate
pink - pull the pants off of
barefoot - sit on
other - drive over

5)whats the colour of your underwear?
Black - my gf/bf
white - my father
grey - the catholic priest
brown - the montreal canadian's goalie
purple - my corned beef hash
red - my knee caps
blue - my salt-beef bucket
yellow - my illegitimate child in ghana
orange - my blink 182 cd
pink - your 'my little pony' collection
none - my prized statue of michael jackson in the nude
other - the elephant in the corner

6)what do you prefer to watch on TV?
One three hill - senile
heroes - frostbitten
lost - high
simpson - cowardly
the news - scary
american idol - sexy
family guy - open
top model - middle class annat shamed

7)your mood right now?
happy - how awful you are
sad - how boring you are
bored - that i get turned on only by garbage men
angry - that your smile makes me vomit
depressed - that we're related
excited - that i may pee my pants
nervous - that the middle-east is planning their revenge on you
worried - that your ford sucks
apathetic - that you need a sex change
ashamed - that im allergic to your earlobes
cuddly - that santa doesnt exist
silly - that there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
other - that you driving sucks

8)whats the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - your toe ring
yellow - your love letters to me
red - the pictures from vegas
black - your pet rock
blue - the couch cushions
green - your car
orange - your false teeth
brown - your nose hair clippers
grey - our matching snoopy underwear
purple - your old new kids on the block blanket
pink - the cut toenails
other - your hannah montanna underwear

9)the first letter of your first name?
A/B - my virginity
C/D - your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - your neighbours dog
G/H - the oil tank from your car
I/J - your left ear
K/L - the results of that blood-sample
M/N - your glass eye
O/P - my common sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - your collection of butterflies
U/V - your criminal records
W/X - your suicide note
Y/Z - your credit cards

10)The last letter in your last name?
A/B - told my psychiatrist about the bruises
C/D - always will remember the pep talks
E/F - never will forget that night
G/H - hate your cooking
I/J - mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - will tell the authorities that you didnt steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - always wanted to break your legs
S/T - get sick when i think of your feet
U/V - will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - havent showered in a month
Y/Z - am better off without you

11)what do you prefer to drink?
Wine - our friendship is ruined
soft drink - im off to lead a new life as a lemon
soda - i'll haunt you when im reincarnated as an eskimo
milk - the apartment building is on fire
water - im scratching my ass as you red this
cider - i have a passionate interest of mice
juice - you ruined my attempts at another world war
mineral water - you should get that embarassing rash checked
hot-chocolate - your cucumber-fetishism is weird
whiskey - i love oprah winfrey
beer - thanks for the cocaine
other - you should stop picking your nose

12)to which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - warm tingly sensation
australia - best of luck on the sex change
france - love always
spain - with tear of sadness
china - you make me sick
germany - please dont hurt me
japan - go milk a cow
greece - your everlasting enemy
USA - greetings to your frog
egypt - kiss my but
england - go drown yourself



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dear aya,
i dont really know how to tell you